Things You Never Hear in Church
I almost lost my paid post because they said I copy and paste this post. Of course it is copy and paste post it's a joke for crying out loud. What the H#$%^&* they care if this is copy and paste here. This paid post is more pain in my behind than anything. What they should care is how I write their ads. If is copy and paste then yes tell me about it. It's my post, they are not paying me to for this one post. Argh!!!!!!
- Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
- I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
- Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
- I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
- I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
- Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
- I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
- Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
- Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
- Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
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